On the Lighter Side!

Life is full of lessons, some of which are extremely useful. Here are five that are critical: (1) Always remember that you are unique...just like everyone else. (2) If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. (3) There are two theories to arguing with a woman -- neither one works. (4) A closed mouth gathers no foot. (5) Some days you're the bug, and some days you're the windshield.
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Darrell Porter was a major league baseball player for several years, and he once concluded that the Bible tells about the first baseball game. He said, "Eve stole first, Adam stole second...and God threw them both out."